tip 1: getting a good night's sleep before and after the game is important. the former seems obvs, but, the latter is a little known fact. one must be well-rested the day after in order to truly bask in the glow of their win.
tip 2: eat a pepperoni mama celeste pizza for lunch on gamedays. and make sure that you eat it at 12 noon sharp. anything after 12:30 pm is a death wish.
tip 3: right before a game it's good practice to check out the field for certain things like ditches, dog poop, etc. but it's also important to know where your port-a-potties are. drinking beer inevitably leads to number one.
tip 4: there is no "I" in team...or "Z", so keep criticism positive, Zale :)
tip 5: it's tried and true and prob goes without saying, but I'll say it anyways...just have fun.
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I thought Zale kept it positive, which I know is difficult for him. Also, drinking leads to number two if your name is Jonas.
anything leads to number two when you're name is jonas.
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